Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Warning I'm going to talk about boobs

So if you're a guy, family member that doesn't want to hear it stop reading now.

I'm serious

Okay if you're still reading you must be wondering what's the deal. The deal are these two sides of beef that have landed on my Chest! I mean i've never been a member of the itty bitty titty club (pulled up to a DD quite a while ago) but COME ON! They are i'm sure bigger (even though i REFUSE to buy new bras until they are close to done growing) now, they HURT ALL the time, and THEY ARE HEAVY!

So here's the thing... i'm going to have to start sleeping in a bra i believe because these suckers (hee hee now that i think about it they will become suckers later, lol) wake me up hurting!! If i sleep wrong on them they hurt. I've been using my snoogle to seperate them! One lays under the snoogle... one on top! And i'm telling you even though they haven't changed actual size by a huge amount... these things are heavier! It's not all in my mind! These things are HEAVY! They feel like they will be down to my waist in no time. Remember the song "Do your ears hang low?" Well here's my tribute to it...

Do your BOOBS hang low? Do they waddle to and fro? Can you Tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental solider? Do your BOOBS hang low?


  1. I do not believe that you are using a snoogle to seperate your boobs! That is the funniest thing I have heard in my life! I can only imagine what Chris must think...wait, he's a boy, so he's probably loving the "more to love" boobs!

  2. What can i say, these suckers need support... i've given now to wearing a sports bra to bed... they have a mind of their own and need to be controlled!

  3. That is hilarious! Just you wait...