There's no place like home!

"Oh Mom, You're SOOOO funny!" *enter belly laugh*
"You just tell the best jokes! Man it's like a comedy club here in the mornings."
But look closely, do you see why I'm acting like a fool at 615 in the morning? TEETH! I love pictures of teeth! and cute dimples!
"oh, wow! Are those Rubies on my feet??"
"I'll bet rubies taste good!"