All the awfulness

Here's what we're working with people in all it's awfulness.
I weigh: 165.5
My body fat is 31.5%
I am 49% water weight (i think that's what it means...)
My measurements are the following

Busts: 43" (yikes) Waist: 32"
Hips: 41.5" Pooch belly: 40"
Thighs: 23 3/4" each Upper Arms: 12 1/4" each
Neck: 13.5"

So i don't have those AWESOME before pictures for you...yet. I will take them tonight. Promise!
So lets start our journey into the The Carb Lovers Diet and the 30 day Shred!

And as a farewell to our former fatter life, here's my cute little cupcake eating a cupcake that i can no longer have (for now)!

To her credit there's some mashed potato already in her hair...
"Mom how do i get it from my fingers to my mouth?"
"Maybe if i wave my hand around in the air?"
"Opps I had an itch"
"just showing off what good gel Icing makes!"