You're happy when you get a manicure b/c that means when you pick your child's nose for them you won't scratch them with a scraggly nail!
When you wouldn't dream of letting your child walk around in a spit-up covered shirt, but when your child pees on the leg of your pants you try to decide if it's worth the time to change clothes.
You have shared a fifteen-minute conversation about your baby with a complete stranger at the grocery store.
You see a mom from your child's daycare at the mall and know her child's name but not hers.
You justify every excessive crying spell with teething.
You pick up the phone and call your mother when your baby rolls over for the first time.
You have your pediatrician's telephone number on speed-dial.
you sing to the kid music that is playing on your radio long after you’ve dropped your children off at daycare.
You can talk on the phone, pack a lunch & breast feed all once.
You know you’re a mom if the dark circles under your eyes is not from partying but from sleep deprivation
You know you’re a mom if you use the television as a babysitter for just 30 minutes, and feel guilty doing it….
You know you're a working mom when...Your call your time spent commuting back and forth to work "me time."
You know you're a working mom when...Racing to the post office, dry cleaners, bank and grocery store on your lunch hour feels luxurious because you don't have a tantrum-throwing five year-old in tow.You wish your baby monitor had a snooze button
You can think of 1000 different ways to use a baby wipe that don’t involve changing a diaper