Friday, November 4, 2011

Things you never thought you would say, and then you became a Mom

We don't lick our socks!
Please don't wipe Mommy's bottom!
Don't touch Sadie's butt hole!
Don't talk about Mommy's boobies in public.
Please don't take your clothes off (while outside).
That's how Daddy's go peepee in the potty.
Furniture Polish is NOT juice!

You have any good ones?

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